50 CC's Of Raw Power

Pictured is the motorbike I'm renting on Ios. Okay, so it's not a "HOG" (an acronym for Harley Owner's Club or Harley Original Gangster).  But remember ladies, there's a saying which goes like this: "The size of a man's apparatus is inversely related to the size of his motorcycle, flat-screen television, and car engine." Did I mention I use a Dick Tracy style wrist watch as my TV and drive a Volkswagen Bus? By contrast, my buddy Peter Sitz owns a 60-inch plasma a drives a souped up Chevy Camaro! :-)